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IMAGINA SE VC CONQUISTA ALAN RICKMAN SÓ COM O OLHAR

Você/ You:

Ele/Him:

Você/You:

- oi gatinho…/ - Hi there…

Ele/ Him:

Você/You:

- Até mais… / - See ya…

Ele/Him:

Você:

- Esqueci minha bolsa

Ele:

Você:

- Ta solteiro?

Ele:

- Não...

Você:

- Entendo...tenho que ir.

Ele continua:

- Não...tenho ninhuém.

Você e Ele:

''Aquele dia q vc ñ se toca e passa a aula inteira olhando para seu prof lindo e ele te olha tipw'':

''ai vc fica assim'':

''ai ele percebe e reage assim'':

'' ai a aula acaba ele da tchau e vc disfarça'':

''ele fica sem reação qndo os outros alunos percebem...''

''ai ele sai todo sem jeito...''

'' e vc fica tipw''

'' ai vc vai no corredor pra da tchau pra ele e ele te olha...''

''ai vc volta pra sala...''

Aquele momento que você vê uma pomba e pensa:

- tomara que ela faça coco em alguem.

e então ela faz no seu amigo que passou por acaso.

That awkward moment when you're watching the best part of the movie and the phone rings..

- Hi, Joan is there?

- There's no Joan here.

- Ok thxs, bye.

run back to watch the movie...

Phona rings again and your mother tells you to do a lot of things...

- Okay mom...

turnin' off the phone and you are like '' what she said?''

''Fuck. This woman will kill me today. ''

Dear ______,

I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You

should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.

If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I

would build a _______ just

for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)

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IF ALAN RICKMAN ASKS YOU TO DANCE

YOU DANCE WITH ALAN RICKMAN.

Meu Alohomora é quando eu esqueço a chave e toco a campainha.

Meu Avada Kedavra é com o olhar.

Meu Crucio é através de palavras.

Meu Accio é procurando.

Meu Diffindo é quebrar algo sem querer.

Meu Expelliarmus é quando um amigo pega algo sem pedir e eu tiro da mão dele.

Meu Estupefaça é resumido em tapas.

Meu Expecto Patronum é ligar a televisão quando está escuro.

Meu Aresto Momentum é quando alguém fala algo muito estúpido e eu paro o que estou fazendo para escutar.

Meu Fogomaldito é exagerar na chama do fogão.

Meu Aguamenti é ter uma garrafa de água por perto.

Meu Reducto é usar algo até gastar.

Meu Lumus é com a luz do celular.

Porque eu faço parte da Geração Potter.

I'MA SLYTHERIN / Sou da sonserina.

GRYFFINDOR:

[x] You have never done illegal drugs
[x] You have a lot of friends
[x] You get along with everyone
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[x] You love soccer
[x] You love baseball
[x] You’re into writing and art
[ ] Favourite music genre is pop or rock
[ ] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[ ] One of your favourite colours is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You plan on going to college/university

TOTAL: 9

HUFFLEPUFF:

[ x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[ ] Politics suck.
[ ] You love to swim
[ ] Water polo is awesome
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing
[ ] You’re an optimist.
[ ] You’re completely straight edged.
[ ] You’re very emotional
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

TOTAL: 3

RAVENCLAW:

[ ] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[ ] You love to read.
[X] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[ ] Sports suck.
[ ] You’re shy.
[X] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[x] Hate is completely unneeded.
[ ] Indie is your favourite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[X] Lying is sometimes okay
[x ] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.

TOTAL: 6

SLYTHERIN:

[X] There’s at least one person you hate.
[x] Basketball is a good sport.
[x] Football is amazing.
[x ] Black is a cool color.
[X] You’ve lied about something serious.
[X] You’re a very deep person.
[ ] You have considered suicide.
[ x] Very loyal.
[ ] You like metal.
[x ] They make school seem more important than it is.
[X] You’re scared to grow up.
[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month
[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[X] You have trust issues.
[ x] Guilty until proven innocent.